Pride & Patience: Chapter 5

Earl Patraic sat in his tent, drinking an ale while reading the latest report. The siege was proceeding well, likely to last only 4 more months. While the Earl knew that such was the nature of war, and he was patient enough to wait, the length surprised even him. Earl Enna managed to lead his men around Patraic’s to lay their own siege in Dublin, deciding that a frontal confrontation would lead only in defeat. When one is outnumbered four to one, that is a prudent move. That the walls of Leighin castle were high, solid and well manned made it all the more so.

Patraic despaired that it would be a long while before he saw his Gwen again, that he had to wait before he could rout out the Leinster raiders from his own lands, that the men were getting restless running a siege. Coirpre was with him, though, and that was all he needed.

The boy was a fast learner, and was always in high spirits. His optimism and joy was good for the troops as well. Patraic had put his son to work in delivering messages, doubling as a lesson in learning names and titles.

Patraic put the report down and picked up the next parchment, finding that it was a letter from Ath Cliath, from his wife.

“My Lord, my love, the castle is well, as are your subjects. The Leinster troops do little but harass us, Gilla-Patraic has set up watches and militias that keep the peasants safe. Many of the outlying farms have been torched, though. I pray your victory will be swift, but I know you will not be rash and strike only when the time is ready. I long to feel your touch once more. Gwen.”

Patraic smiled and wiped away a tear, and decided that a tour of the countryside with Coirpre would be a fine way to spend a day. Perhaps some lessons in the beauty of The Lord’s creations would be good for both father and son.


It was mid July, 1078 when the castle finally fell. The surrender was given by the lady Tailltiu, the Earl’s mother. To Patraic, her ferocity and determination were a reminder that women were not to be underestimated, Celtic women least of all.

After leaving a token detachment to watch the castle, Patraic marched back north to finally rout out the rest of the Leinster forces, managing to catch the army out of position around the castle. The Battle of Ath Cliath joined on July 30, lasting for four days before the Leinster forces retreated in the face of overwhelming numbers. Earl Patraic himself slew twenty calvary that had tried to flank around the main force. By mid-October, Earl Enna had finally been found and pressed into surrender.

Patraic knew this was only the first conquest, and much more work yet lay ahead of him, but he allowed his troops a reprieve for a year to tend to their own homes and regroup. Earl Patraic Crovan was now Lord of Ath Cliath and Leighin castles, Lord of Dublin and Leinster counties. Already the repairs in the south were going well. It would not take more than a year before the fortifications were ready, and more troops were being trained to prepare for the conquest of the rest of the Leinster Kingdom. From there, Patraic knew that the green crown of the Kingdom of Ireland would not be far.

But for a year, Patraic planned to spend time with his wife.


Pride & Patience: Chapter 4

“Coirpre, my son, this is the day you start to learn,” said Patraic, leading his son through the camp as the levies gathered and coordinated. “You are going to be king one day, and being king means that you will be in charge of men’s lives. Your subjects must trust you if they are to fight for you. Do you understand?”
“Papa, I’m scared,” Coirpre seemed ready to cry. The loud noise, the smell, the intensity around him was more than most 6 year olds would be able to stand.
“Good. You should be. War is scary. I’m sorry to bring you into this so young, but I have little choice.” Patraic brought his son to an armourers tent, run by an old mercenary veteran Patraic knew from his old campaigns named Neil. “You will be learning at my side as we fight to claim the kingdom, I intend to make sure you are ready when the time comes.”
“Am I gonna get a sword, papa?” Coirpre’s fear seemed to subside at the idea of becoming an adventurer like the old stories. He became even more excited at the sight of all the armour and weaponry laid about in the tent, the men getting fitted for new mail tunics, and the great old bear at work on the leather. Neil was finishing some leather plate when he noticed the two Crovans.
Patraic smiled. Coirpre was much like he was at that age, curious and bold. “Aye, a sword, a shield, and if you are a very good boy, maybe even a horse!” Gwen would disapprove, but Patraic was now in charge of teaching his son all he would need to know.
“A fine knight you will be, little lad,” said Neil, testing the muscles on the young boy before grasping his liege’s arm. “It is good to see you out in the field again, Patraic.”
“‘My Lord’, if you please, Neil.” Patraic grinned at the informality. Neil was the best leather worker in the isles, he could afford to be glib with a man such as Earl Patraic. “And yes, it is good to see you as well. I need some armour fitted for my son here, as he will be accompanying us on the campaign.”
“Ah, I have just the thing!” Neil disappeared into the stores of the tent, coming back with a small studded leather tunic with long straps at the side. “I made this for a nephew of mine many years ago, served him well. It’s adjustable, so it will grow as the little knight grows!”
“Perfect. Keep him with you for the time being, while he gets fitted. I have other duties.” Patraic kissed his son and left him with the old armourer.
As he walked to his command tent, he paused at times to greet and inspect various soldiers, knowing that they would be marching together for some time. Neither they nor he could afford any lapses in loyalty or duty.
“My Lord, the report is ready,” called Captain Sanifred. The Captain was another mercenary veteran from Patraic’s former band, now a proper leader of men and the head of the Dublin armies. Patraic jogged to the command tent.
Captain Sanifred, Steward Gilla-Patraic, Bishop Brennan and Earl Patraic of Dublin took their assigned places around the map table, the captain’s squire serving ale to all the men present. The tent was empty save the map table, but the table was covered in so many maps, reports and pieces of weaponry that its clutter made up for the rest. 
“Gentlemen, report.” Patraic gestured for them to be at ease.
“Our full count is finished, between your levies and mercenary contracts, we number nearly three thousand fighting men, plus assorted camp followers. Furthermore, based on what I know of the rest of the island, the stores and weaponry of Ath Cliath castle is superior to our foes, so we will have an edge in quality, at least to start,” Sanifred smiled and turned to Bishop Brennan.
“I fear my news is not as welcome, My Lord, for your father-in-law, the King of Gwenydd, has declined to send any soldiers to your cause.” Patraic frowned and spat at this, but the Bishop continued. “He cannot commit men away from the English border, as bandits and raiders are causing much havoc due to the instability of the realm. He does promise to keep the Irish Sea free of enemies, both yours and his.”
“I only hope that will be enough, each sword arm is needed in a campaign like this,” Patraic sighed. He then looked to his Steward. “And you, steward? I trust your mission was a success?”
“Indeed, My Lord. Based on the reports I have received and the nature of our task, I recommend we start our campaign south to seize Leighin castle and the surrounding lands. The Lord Enna Ua Chenselaig has only recently inherited his title, and commands little respect of his vassals. His numbers will certainly be far inferior to ours, and by securing the south-east coast we can keep our imports secure.”
“Ua Chenselaig? Is this Enna the nephew of the old Murchad?” Patraic perked up at the family name of the old Lord of Dublin.
“He is indeed, and by eliminating their power base, there will be none left to question that Crovan is the rightful crest to fly in Ath Ciath castle.”
Patraic stood and stared at the map table. It would be a week’s march to Leighin castle, but he knew his Steward was right. A strong coastline would allow them to supply more men as they push inland, while eliminating the pretenders would help consolidate his rule.
He walked to the tent door and looked out. The position allowed him a good view of the mustering fields, which just happened to be pointing south. Patraic smiled, Gilla-Patraic knew him too well. He drained his ale and turned to the assembled captains.
“Then we begin. Captain Sanifred, alert the men that we march in two hours. Bishop, please convey my gratitude to my father-in-law, but inform him that alliances are about more than keeping boats afloat. Steward, I leave you in command of the garrison here and to plan our next move. Please have all necessary declarations sent to the Earl of Leinster that we are pressing our claim. Now if you will excuse me, I must collect my son so that we may ride to war.

Pride & Patience: Chapter 3

“My Lord, you must have patience!”

Patraic let the irony of the comment pass with only a smile, but it faded again as his steward, Gilla-Patraic continued.

“The laws are clear: no war may be pressed unless we have a claim to the land. This law keeps Christendom from descending back into the chaos when Rome fell. His Holiness has upheld this law, and has threatened us with excommunication if we wage war on the island without a proper cause.”

“Pox on the Pope!” Patraic cried, “6 years have passed since I made my ultimatum. I am no closer to being King of Ireland than I am to being Sultan of Egypt!”

“I know, my Lord, and no one more than I wishes to see your ambitions realized,” the steward continued. Gilla-Patraic, among others had been invited to the court of Patraic Crovan with the promise of land and titles after victory. Many were now at work in court, or training with the levies, but Gilla’s talents for administration convinced the Earl to hire him on as steward. “Even now scholars search the libraries and archives of both Ath Cliath castle and elsewhere in search of legal claims.”

“And what have you found claims for so far, good steward? Farms? Crumbling monasteries?” Patraic paced up and down the length of his throne room. Even now, years after his usurpation, the castle was sparsely decorated. Simple banners, fires and straw beds were all the Earl afforded until the war treasury was filled and ready to supply the levies. “Wealth comes from land, glory comes from land. Until we are united in our allegiance, we will be poor in both. Have you learned nothing from your time in England?”

GIlla knew the Earl still worried about invasions from England. It was ever present in his speeches and insistences. Yet England had become a shadow, a Kingdom wrecked by civil war. While the brothers of Hwicce failed to install their own as King, Harold of Godwin had recently died and his weak son was a poor substitute. Even now, pretenders vied and fought for control.

Gilla, however, had other worries. The Lady Gwenllian had asked him to confer with the spymasters, to send out messengers and inquiries to seek out other threats in Europe. What happened on the continent would surely have ramifications on the islands as well. He had yet to hear back, though many reports were overdue.

“My Lord, we know why this must be done, and that is why I came to your court and why I now toil to see that you win. All that you accomplish by raging is becoming angry.”

“I’ll thank you not to patronize me, steward. I shall expect better news at your next report.” At this, Patraic noticed his wife entering the throne room, Coirpre walking beside her and his mood brightened. “Leave me for now, Gilla-Patraic, I have other duties to attend to.”

Gilla bowed, and offered a bow to the Lady Gwen as he passed, as well as a wink to the young boy, who looked much like a younger, soft version of his father.

“You are too harsh on your council, my Lord,” tutted Gwen. “They serve your will, you have an excellent eye for talent. Do not let your pride taint your patience.”

“Pride & patience, papa!” Squealed Coirpre. The boy was learning fast, inheriting his father’s cautious nature and had a talent for saying the right words. “Ma says you are worried, are you worried about me?”

“Never, my son. You are the best thing to ever happen to me,” said Patraic as he tussled his son’s hair. “What have you learned today?”

“Wharfs are cold, pa!” Only now did Patraic notice the saltwater scent to his sons clothes.

“Our son got away from me and went on an adventure in the Dublin docks. Only a nearby fisherman saved him from a watery demise when he fell in.”

Patraic’s eyes widened, but Coirpre seemed no worse for wear, still wearing the mischievous smile he always wore. “They are indeed cold, Coirpre, and that is why I shall have to teach you how to swim!”

The boy’s eyes lit up and then he ran off before either mother or father could catch him, making what he thought were swimming motions and sounds. “I’m gonna be a fish!”

“Patraic, that’s what I wanted to discuss with you. Tis not enough for you to just correct him anymore, leaving all to me to handle. He is at the age where he will need you to be his mentor. How should he learn to rule in your absence if you do not show him the right way?” Gwen had other duties as well, having been charged with handling the secrets of the castle and beyond, so this request served dual purposes. “And this will be good for you, to have a worthwhile distraction from the waiting.”

“I knew there was a reason I loved you, Gwen.” Patraic knew his wife was right, it was high time to teach his son how to embrace his destiny. He kept a wry tone in his voice as he embraced her. “Your eye for talent is very keen itself. Perhaps I can be of use to you as well?”

Gwen laughed, but kissed her husband deeply. “I knew you were in there somewhere, Patraic. Don’t worry, you are a good father, and a good ruler. I know for certain that you will achieve all you set out to do.”

“Ah, but ambition is tiring, let us to bed for now. Perhaps good news comes in the morning.” Patraic took his wife’s arm in his and led her out of the throne room, off to their bed chambers.

“A fine idea, my love.”


Gilla-Patraic knocked lightly on the chamber doors, for it was not yet dawn and he knew the Earl rose early. The door opened and Patraic stepped out, closing the door softly so as to not wake his wife, his son son having just been given his own room.

“I trust you have good news, steward? I have not yet broken fast and am in no mood for frivolity.”

“Oh, it is good news, my Lord,” said Gilla as he handed the Earl some documents. “These we’re handed to me not 1 hour ago.”

“These are genuine?” Patraic read the old, frayed parchments, getting more and more excited, “there can be no mistake, by God, no forgeries lest we all be excommunicated for our troubles.”

“I checked myself, my Lord, before I brought these to your attention. Do you have orders?”

Patraic handed back the documents, fire in his eyes. He walked over to a nearby window and gazed out. Gilla thought it a trick of the pre-dawn light, but the Earl seemed to have grown in height. Finally Patraic turned to his steward and took a deep breath.

“Assemble the council, have the kitchens bring breakfast to the chambers. Alert the mayor and the bishops, and sound out the call for the levies. Dublin goes to war.”

Gilla-Patraic smiled and bowed, “it will be done, my Lord. I will meet you in the council room,” and he left in a run.

‘The Earl of Dublin, Lord of Ath Cliath castle has claim to the lands belonging to the Kingdom of Leinster’ read the parchment. It was an old claim, it was weak, and it was for only a quarter of the island, but it was enough to get started.

Patraic re-entered his room and proceeded to get dressed. He was tying off his belt when Gwen stirred, grumbling at the early hour. “Come back to bed, my love.”

“I cannot, Gwen,” said Patraic as he gave his wife a kiss, “it has begun.”

Pride & Patience, Chapter 2

It was the Year of Our Lord 1071, November, when Patraic was in the middle of preparations. His first son had just been born, and all the nobility and merchants were invited to a lavish feast to celebrate. Patraic had never before seen the purpose of these wasteful feasts, but he had matured into his new role as the Earl of Dublin. No longer a mercenary captain, he had responsibilities for all under his care. Generosity was expected of him, and he intended to deliver.

He felt additional cause for celebration in the fact that his worst nightmare had not come to pass. England remained in Saxon hands. Both the Hardrade and the Bastard had broken themselves on the shores, Harold of Godwin managing a miracle of defence against such vast armies. And even upon the eve of the mighty victory, the brothers of Hwicce, Dukes of York and Mercia declared their own civil war for the throne.

It was on the evening before the feast that Patraic visited his wife Gwenllian and their new son Coirpre. A marriage to seal an alliance as well as an old friendship, Gwen was the daughter of the Duke of Gwenyed, a powerful Welsh duke and old customer of Patraic. A marriage blossomed into love, and now that love and given them a son. A Crovan son. Patraic looked deep into Coirpre’s eyes and knew that one day this boy would grow to become a King.

“Pride and Patience, my son. I will teach you well. You will be the Green King, I will have it no other way, by God! All I am will give you all you can be,” Patraic conferred. Coirpre then proceeded to fall asleep in his father’s arms, oblivious to the vast destiny being placed upon him.

“Let the boy rest, my Pat,” said Gwen, from her bed, “He is not yet even a boy, he is too young for such burdens. You’ve been reading the castle library again, haven’t you?”

“You know me too well, my love,” Patraic smiled. He had indeed been spending much of his time with the old books in the Ath Cliath library, old records of the High Kings of Ireland, Gaelic poetry and legal writings. Patraic had a bad habit of letting his pride get to his head from all this history. “It’s time, though. I will announce at the feast.”

Gwen sat up from her bed, “You’re sure? This can only end in blood, you know that.”

“Blood is all the world knows. This island was the sanctuary of Christendom while the barbarian Germans sacked Rome, and all we get for our thanks is threats and disunity. It is time.”

“Then it is time, but that is tomorrow. Tonight, promise me you will come to bed.”


The night of feast, all who came were greeted in person by the Earl of Dublin, Patraic Crovan and his wife Gwenllian in all their splendour. The Earl, with his wild red hair and beard, wore a simple tunic of green with fine leather belts and leggings. He looked more the warrior from his old days than the lord he was now, but none could mistake the look in his eyes, the air of commanding in his presence. His wife, by contrast, had donned her best finery; a long copper dress from home with green highlights, coupled with a delicate silver necklace that reflected in her raven hair.

Patraic had spared little expense in this feast, as courses of wild boar, stag, fish were washed down with barrels of ale. The bishop of Christchurch even offered some casks of wine the priests had recovered and saved from a mission in northern France.

As the meal came to a close, Patraic rose from his chair at the head table to thunderous applause and cheers. He lifted his hands, thanking the gathered for their praise but asking for their attention. He then gestured to his wife, who also rose, carrying their son in her arms.

“My fellows, my thanks to you for your kindness and fealty, my gratitude for joining me to celebrate the birth of my son, here now for all to see. Here is named: Coirpre mac Patraic, my first born son of the Crovan family!” Patraic again had to call for silence as a loud cheer went up, spooking the child.

“It is not all happy news this evening, though,” said Patraic to some confusion, “this will be the last such feast Dublin will see for a long time. Harsh years are ahead of us.”

“Many of you know that I was not born to this station, that I usurped control from Murchad Ua Chenselaig.” More confusion went through the room, hisses and murmurs, had the Earl gone mad?

“I took this burden upon myself to keep Dublin and Ireland herself out of the hand of foreign conquerors. I can only thank The Lord that neither the Normans, nor their Norse cousins gained a foothold into our isles. But do you think that makes us safe?”

At this, the mayor of Dublin city spoke up, clearly concerned, “My Lord, what is this trouble you speak of? Are not the Saxons busy quarrelling among themselves now that they no longer fear invasion?”

“You hit the nail on the head exactly, my Lord Mayor, for can we not say the same of we Irish?” Patraic challenged, to more angry murmurs. “How many years has it been since Brian Boru was High King? Long have the Celtic peoples been pushed to the periphery of Europe, first by the Romans, then the Franks, then the Norse, then the German tribes. Once we ruled all of the west, now we cling to a few islands and outposts.”

“But now, I make a vow, I swear to God Almighty, that in the name of our people, of The Lord, that Ireland will become one! I will not rest, nor shall my sons or their sons, until the Crovan family sits with the Green Crown of Thorns upon its head! We go to war until the whole of Eire is united in fealty and purpose!”

At this, a deafening roar went up among the feast, cheers of joy, calls to glory, songs and pipes droning on into the night. The revelry went so loud, the spirits went so high, that folk across the Hibernian island all heard it.

They did not notice, however, that Patraic and his wife slipped away after the announcement. Coirpre was tired, and Patraic knew he needed to see as much of his wife and son as he could, while there was still time. Patraic had just announced his intention to war against the whole of the island. Only God knew if he would still stand when the blood dried on the fields.

But then Gwenllian kissed him, and he knew all would be well.

Pride and Patience, a tale of Celtic Destiny – Chapter 1

Born the year of our Lord 1039, Patraic was from a minor merchant family in Dublin. Not much is known about his early years, as few records exists concerning those not in the castle. All we do know is what was passed down from the man himself and those arround him, but considering what he accomplished and what he began, we should not so quickly dismiss these narratives.

A clever boy, and hardy, his father hoped to steer him towards taking over the family trade, namely the shipping of wool to the rest of the isles from the Dublin ports. Patraic enjoyed his time on the Irish Sea, but his friends suggest that was only because it kept him away from his father’s belt. After one particular voyage in his 14th year, Patraic met with Mael-Ossa Ruarc, a captain in the Fianna band of warriors in service to the lord of Dublin, and decided to abandon his father and family and seek his fortune as a mercenary. It is at this time that Patraic took a new name to divorce himself even more from his father: Crovan.

Patraic Crovan grew into a fine man under the wing of Mael-Ossa. Already a learned, clever and likeable Irishman, he became a fine warrior in Mael-Ossa’s band. Patraic himself became a commander in his own right in his early 20s and fought many a battle in his homeland, against Saxon incursions, and even some ill-fated forays into Scotland. He continually found success and salvation in one of his defining characteristics, his patience.

Patience was very important to Patraic, he often spoke how patience was the one virture his father had ensured was passed on to his son. Patience was essential in knowing when and where to his enemies on the battlefield, in choosing which contracts his band would take and how much pay to take, and in husbanding and conserving his resources so that he would always emerge unscathed if not triumphant. Patience also inspired Patraic to temper and tame his impulses, for not only was he a careful, measured commander and leader, he was a proud Irishman.

Patraic knew that his homeland was one of the last “unoccupied” lands of the Celtic peoples, having thrown out the last Norse lords not long ago, and felt a painful pride and longing for the Irish to come together with the other Celts and Gaels. He always encouraged Gaelic songs in his band as they went to battle, and stories of the giants Finn MacCumhail and Cu Chulain abounded at his camps. While not an overly pious man, Patraic knew some latin but preferred to hear the Word from local monastaries and missions, from Irish monks who were versed in the arts of Illumination over the strict bishops who learned on the continent.

So Patraic Crovan, this former merchant’s son, now seasoned commander, found himself at a pitoval moment in his late 20s. In the Year of our Lord 1066, rumours and dispatches came scross the Irish Sea about the upheavel in England. Edward the Confessor, the great Saxon King, had died, and Harold Godwinson of Godwin had claimed the throne, in defiance of his promise to Willam of Normandy. Now, the Norman Bastard had raised an army and was preparing an invasion with Papal backing onto the island. And beyond even that, Harald Hardrade of Norway was also landing on the Eastern Shores of Britain.

The inhabitants of the isles all knew that this conflict had deep repercussions. The Welsh and Britons of Western Britain had long resented the Saxon lords, but knew the Norman French and Norse Conquerors would be little better. The Gaels and Scots in the North were still embroiled in their own confilcts with the Norse, and many of the lords and chiefs argued fiercely about whether this was the perfect time to strike to reclaim their lands, or if they should bide their time and wait for the Hardrade to bloody his nose and his armies on English shores, rather than Scottish.

Patraic, meanwhile, knew only fear and rage. The Irish were too divided, too meak and squabbling to be able to hold against any of these titans should they decide to look West, hungry for further conquest. Patraic brought his lieutenants together to try to draft plans to sabotage any attempt a landing in the future, when he received an urgent summons from Murchad Ua Chenselaig, the Lord of Ath Cliath castle, Earl of Dublin.

For one brief moment, Patraic’s hopes were raised. Perhaps the Earl was of a similar mind as he, seeking unity for the island as a bulwark against the invaders. Perhaps the time had come for Ireland to have another High King. The Ua Brians, heirs of the last great High King, Brian Boru were content in the southern lands of Ireland in Munster to take his mantle back up, so maybe it was time for Dublin to lead! All these thoughts and more churned in Patraic’s mind as he and his lieutenants raced to the castle. A page present at the meeting never forgot the conversation that occurred in Murchad’s throne room that night.

The Earl rose, smiling to clasp Patraic’s arm as the latter approached. “My good Patraic! It has been too long since I last saw you! I have a contract for you and your band, we may yet get to fight side by side again,” said Murchad. While not a formidable warrior, he was brave and daring enough to hold his own at least. “I’m certain you have heard of the news across the channel?”

“Of course, my Lord!” Patraic’s smile was just as wide as the Earl’s. “My men and I are ready to secure the county and further as far as we are needed,” Patraic gestured to his lieutenants with him. “We all came upon your summons, my band waits just outside the gate!”

“Excellent! Then coordinate with my marshall, prepare your men to depart across the channel at once!” declared Murchad, confusing Patraic. “My Lord, we go on the attack? Surely we haven’t the numbers on our own to claim anything in Britain in comparison to William or Harald? Shouldn’t we focus on our own palisades and walls?”

“I have already negotiated our survival, don’t worry,” snorted the Earl, dismissively, “William the Bastard has guaranteed our security in return for our fealty and service.”

The colour drained from Patraic’s face. His jaw dropped and he seemed on the verge of fainting. This….WORM who called himself the Earl of Dublin planned to become a vassal of the Norman invaders! Patraic felt an immense sense of destiny wash over him. Of fate. NOW, his soul screamed at him, THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU HAVE WAITED FOR.

“My Lord, we cannot assist you in this endeavour,” said Patraic, his face now a cruel sneer. He seemed to grow a foot taller, looking to all those in the room like the giant Finn MacCumhail. Patience brought Patraic to this moment, but it was pride that ruled his hand this night.

“You defy me? You are a mere mercenary! I am the LORD of this land!” Murchad tried to rise to Patraic’s challenge, but his voice was trembling and squeaking.

“I am sorry, Murchad, but no Irishman would so readily give up his land for a pat on the head! Think on your ancestors with your last breath!” Patraic rushed at Murchad while drawing his sword, calling to arms his men.

Not much else is known of that night in the throne room, as the page had fled only Patraic emerged alive. As he raised the head of the former Earl, his men began to rush into the castle, slaying the guards. Before dawn, the castle was his.

When Patraic Crovan was able to, he took a moment to sit at the window in Murchad’s former throne room. He looked over the city of Dublin, the ports where he grew up. Like many men raised by the water, his nose was attuned to the weather. He smelled a storm. A storm of blood, of glory, of a people returned to prominence. He remembered what he read, long ago, about the Gauls and Celts, tribes pushed back and subjugated again and again. By Rome, by Franks, Vikings, Saxons and more.

Patraic looked to the dawning sun and stood. His armour still wet with blood, the Earl’s head still tight in his fist. “By God! In the name of the LORD! I shall see the Celts returned! Let the armies of lesser, more fearful peoples tremble at our might!” He screamed out, his voice carrying to the whole castle and surroundings. Just then, a small detachment of his men entered his room.

“My Captain!” said one, then catching himself, continued “I mean… my Lord. What shall we do next?”

Patraic looked into Murchad’s lifeless eyes one more time, and threw the head to one of his men. “Stick that on a pike at the gates, and being a cleanup of the castle. Find scribes and barristers, we have much work to do.”

As they rushed to obey, Patraic took out his sword one more time and carved a phrase into the throne. The personal motto that became the family motto for the Crovan family since: Bród agus Foighne. Pride and Patience.

Meet the Players

Let’s take a quick moment to look at some of the major powers and regions of Medieval Europe. The game starts out in September of the year 1066, the Norman Invasion of England. Both William the Bastard and Harald of Norway have launched massive forces to claim the crown of England away of Harold of Godwin. England is at a turning point and battleground between 3 cultures, and who wins will have a massive impact on the fate of Northern Europe.

The game ends in 1453, the year that Constantinople fell to the Ottoman Turks and became their capitol. Renaming this city to Istanbul, the Ottomans made it the seat of their power like the Byzantines did before them. The “city of the worlds desire” is one of the most desirable pieces of property in the region. Control of it gives control of the Black Sea, of the silk road, of the land route for pilgrims to the Holy Land. The Bosphorus will be a highly contested prize as well.

But as I mentioned in the first port, history changes as soon as you hit un-pause. Things may go an entirely different route.


Meet the Holy Roman Empire. Often referred to as the “Final Boss” of Crusader Kings 2, the HRE is a behemoth of German might. Few players can mess with them and come out on top. The only things holding them together is a strong and popular emperor. If he becomes weak? Or hated? The whole empire could dissolve.



France, a land that is vast, rich and powerful. A land and people of strong culture and stronger knights. The only thing stopping them from taking over? Instability. A weak Capetian king without much land combined with strong scheming vassals make France a hotbed of infighting and civil war. Only a strong king with lots of time and luck could turn France around and keep the kingdom together.



The Iberian Peninsula, the main battleground of the faiths. It is starting now that the Catholic kingdoms make their big push to expel the fractured Muslims of the old Umayyad Caliphate. Will the various kingdoms spend more time fighting each other than the enemies of their faith? Will the Reconquista come early? Will the Almoravid Sultanate of Mauretania decide to impose his own order on Hispania?



In Eastern Europe, a different battleground of faiths is taking place. Boleslaw the Bold of Poland is poised to extend his dominion over the lands of the Baltic pagans, the lords of Hungary are desperate to push back against the tribes of the Pecheneg and beyond, while the Orthodox princes of Kiev, Rostov, Novgorod are awaiting the birth of a true Russian king to bring order to the vast land.



While rich, advanced and powerful, the heirs of Rome have few friends and many enemies. The Egyptian Fatimid Caliph has his eyes set on capturing the fertile lands of Greece, while the Seljuk Turks to the east are already pushing into Anatolia and Armenia. To the west and north are the Catholic kings of Europe, and they did not call it the Great Schism for nothing. Only time will tell if they thrive and restore Roman glory or if they wither and crumble under the face of invasion.



The British isles. We’ve talked about England, but while the Saxons have pushed the Celts  to the periphery of the islands, they are not gone. The Welsh and Britons of western England are disunited but have a chance to come together. The Dunkeld king of the Scots is challenged with the Saxon influence form the south, the Celtic heritage of the land and the Viking lords surrounding his land, and must somehow make it all work. The Irish are divided and squabbling, no longer united under a High King, but all it takes is a strong dynasty and personality to bring them together and become a force for Celtic vengance.



Scandinavia is a land of change in the era. The old Norse ways are dying out in the face of Christianity, but the lands of Viking heritage are still strong. Norway has vast, harsh lands and a drive for conquest. Sweden has lots of potential to expand into the baltic, into Finland and beyond, but only if it can avoid civil war. Denmark is not large like its neighbours, but it is wealthy. VERY wealthy. The land is heavily developed, and its people are hard, ready for conquest along the Baltic sea, or even as far as the Levant.



The Italian peninsula, the old land of the Roman Empire, now divided between the Holy Roman Empire, Norman invaders in the south, the Mercantile Republics of the coasts, and the Muslims of Sicily. The lords of northern Italy long to break free of the German empire, the Normans look to extend their conquests, the Muslims seek to regain their lost territory on the peninsula, while the republics compete fiercely for the wealth of the Mediterranean.



The Fatimid Caliphate is powerful and wealthy, owning the important lands of Egypt, Syria, Mecca and Jerusalem, but has challenges. Being a major Shia power in predominantly Sunni and Miaphysite lands mean that rebels are a constant worry. The Seljuks in the east will seek to expand into the Levant and Arabia along with their conquests in Anatolia, while the Catholics of Europe are only a Papal bull away from descending on the land in a holy Crusade.



The Seljuk Sultante, the Turkish titan that controls Persia, Mesopotamia, counts the Abbasid Caliph as a vassal, and has vast ambitions of conquest. The Byzantines, the Fatimids, the Eurasian chiefs, perhaps even the hear of Europe itself can come under the power of the Turks. Their main challenge is if they can do it without crumbling under their own weight, or if they can do it before the Mongolian hordes arrive and carve out their own empire in Persia.


And so it begins

Another doomed writing project? Hopefully not!

If you spend any amount of time with me talking about video games, it can become pretty clear that I have a love for strategy games and role-playing games. They’ve always been among my favourites, and its become even more solidified now. Starcraft, Mass Effect, the Final Fantasies, X-COM, Civilization, Knights of the Old Republic, all solid classics.

Civilization in particular gets a big nod from me. I started the series at Civ IV, but Civilization V is the game that really hooked me in. I sunk MANY hours into that game, loving every minute. It was this game that really unlocked a passion for history for me. The Colossus of Rhodes? The Warring States period of China? The Golden Age of Islam? The Ottomans? Boudicca of the Celts? Mansa Musa? I had NO IDEA about these things until reading up on them after coming into contact with them in-game. This, to me, is what helps solidify games as an art form to me, by opening your mind to what you might not have known, to teach you something both about the world around you and what you thought about it.

2012 was also a very good year for gaming in general, because not only was there the God & Kings expansion for Civ V, but there was also Crusader Kings 2. This game is lauded by the very smart people at Rock, Paper, Shotgun as well as Extra Creditz and rightly so. I’d highly recommend picking it up if you feel like getting your strategy on, but be warned that the learning curve is more wall than curve and the pace is slow. I’d recommend reading through the Let’s Play to get an idea of how the game plays and progresses.

So why bring this up? Well, I’ve been meaning to get back into writing something, and now seemed like the perfect time. I’ve read a few of the After Action Reports posted in the Paradox Studios forums, and found myself more drawn to the narrative driven ones than the pure game reports. While obviously not able to simulate everything, the game engine is remarkably powerful as a tool for storytelling. You are fundamentally playing a character more than you are a nation, and this being the High Medieval Period, strong and weak personalities defined the histories and destinies more than anything. The relationships between the characters will drive conflict and events, random happenings keep things from getting boring, and we can create any goal we want. Because at the end of the day, the only actual goal of the game is to keep your dynasty alive and landed.

And so, here we are. I plan to do some narratives of some playthroughs of CK2, I may take suggestions on courses of action, I may not. I plan to hew as closely as possible to the actual character I’m playing at any given time and will avoid anything too “gamey”. But the real fun is the fact that the game stops being historical as soon as you hit “unpause”.

Next, we shall do some introductions of the various powers and players of Medieval Europe! See you all shortly!